Belonging Jokes

Q: How many people belonging to a specific ethnic group does it take to perform a particular menial activity?
A: A finite positive integer. One to perform the activity, and the rest to behave in a manner stereotypical of their ethnic group!

Q: What is the easiest way to make your hairstyle belong in a society?
A: Don't cut it.

Two beggars were sitting on a bench outside a church on a Sunday morning, both dressed in rags and holding a top hat. The first beggar had one large cross around his neck and the other had a large Star of David. After church, the congregants filed out, each placing money in the hat belonging to the beggar with the cross, but ignored the beggar with the Star of David. Soon the hat of the beggar with the cross was filled with money while the other beggar's hat remained empty.

A priest who had been watching, approaches the bench and said to the beggar with the Star of David around his neck, "My son, surely you realize you are in a Christian country, in a Christian neighborhood, on a Sunday morning, sitting outside a church? How can you possibly expect anyone to give you any money, especially since you are wearing a large Star of David around your neck?"

On hearing this, the beggar with the Star of David around his neck turned to the other beggar and said, "Moshe, can you believe this priest trying to tell us how to run our business!"